It comes in metaforms.

I am clumsy. Thats a fact. Thursday in PE I kicked football to the wrong direction - some of the time - or didn't strike at all, most of the time. And finally got a hit from the ball, straight to my face. Really nice.

Friday I got sore bump to my forehead, thanks to the corner of my dresser.

And today I got a bruise to my wrist. Now I have cool Winnie The Pooh bandaid there.

But right now I'm watching Eurovision 2009. Gotta say: that Croatian singer was hot. Though his teeth are kinda... yellow? Um.

Anyway, I can't stop laughing. Some of these are just way too funny.